These worked out better than expected when trauma training my rectum, will definitely buy more. 9/10

Absolutely perfect when seeking that nostalgia feeling of when we were all younger and would dip our balls in water filled with these rocks. My nuts were quaking, QUAKING I SAY! 10/10

Put these in syringe-darts and throw them at a local crackhead for sport, you MUST be at least 40 feet away for it to count though. 6/10 Not as fun as it sounds but it could be worse.

Where to even start, this product is pretty good, but most of what you are paying for is the marketing. I wouldn't advise drinking too often due to intentional side effect of red urine. Overall its a tactile and fruity solution for those long nights of playing WOW. 7.5/10

Butt chugging this is a must, straight up boofin that shit right up the prison pocket. Randy sold me this stuff, was pretty cloudy, but i just dilluted it so it would be clearer. I consumed most of it and am now permanantly blind. I will have to go on working on this site with voice to text. 3.1/10

I used to be a stinky little boy but i discovered this wonderful thing called deodorant. I was wondering why everyone was running away from me, even the Indians! I thought they were just shy to be around a Germanic skinny nice guy. Over time people started comparing spending time with me to shooting up at a homeless camp, doing a hot yoga session with 4 discord mods, and beavers fucking in a fish processing plant. I googled how to smellmax and this wonderful piece of American ingenuity came up called Deodorant. I ordered 10 of them and when they got here, I covered myself head to toe in this wax like substance. I could feel a return to normalcy, my dog came home, my beloved houseplant bloomed, and Jeniffer Lawrence was at my door. Could she have been striking up the courage to invite me into my own house for sex? No, she was showing me a court order to stay away from her and her family. Alas, lovemaking must wait. 8/10

I got this from Santa last year and its already showing signs of mold. 3.141592654/10

My personal trainer gives me the best back massages with his cock.