This one was decomissioned by the US Navy so they let me buy it, but i recomissioned it with my cock so im gonna do a strafing run over my boyfriends strip later.

Now i know what you guys are all saying, why would i buy a car named after soup? Well i will let you guys in on a little secret. I'm rich, bitch.

I got this bad boy from a man named loo-gree-gruk over in vaginistan for only 48 million dollars. Turns out, their leaders have been selling off their cold war missile stock so they can join NATO and become recognized as an actual country by the west.